Nah, I’m a Manlet with a facial pubes. And I’m not balding, yet.
Ok. I'll be the one to say it.
Yes but I don’t drink rockstar.
Nah jk
When i look in the mirror, i see a skinny guy wearing headphones with bags under his eyes even though he sleeps 10 hours a day
But hes still handsome as fuck
Me either. It’s basically poison.
No, I just casually ‘hit the gym’ every day. I’m trying my best not to sound like my head is stuck up my own arse.
Gotta say you’re doing a great job of it so far, you got me convinced.
Ew, no. Bruh.
Ooof.
lol I said ‘Ew, no’. That ain’t riled, boi.
You puked, I heard you!
He’s perma banned, don’t need to be bothered by him anymore.
Who is?
The guy who can dodge bullets
Wait, he was Neo all along?!?!?!
Well that stinks. He wasn’t hurting anyone in reality. I was really hoping he’d post his tinder pics 🤣. Oh well, back to the subject at hand.
I believe this evening or next will be Harry Potter 3. Now, I don’t know who the Prisoner of Legoland or whatever is, but it SHOULD be that giant of an oaf, Hagrid. An army of giant spiders that he is responsible for lurks just outside of the school and could overwhelm everyone there in a handful of minutes!! Oh well. I guess we’ll see. Oh, and now they even have their own Jar Jar, that little house elf thing doing his best Elmo impression. Can’t wait til he bites it.
Won’t see the imp with Harry’s crusty nut sock again for a while btw and the spiders well, they’re not really an issue ever again.
Still doesn’t excuse Hagrids irresponsibility with basically everything…
Man’s a gentle giant who just wants to take care of his hut and the animals around there. Ain’t his fault that he was put in charge of things that ain’t in his job description.
Kass shut this down pls its the one time that we need moderation