Patch Notes 2.49

Good up-date

Oh man… Love this fucking update!!
I can now run around as a loaded condom as FT!!!
And the Jiz cannon 5000!!! So cool…

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Kid, you use words you have no clue what they mean.

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I am a stupid

Up-date confirmed to be traveling through Illfonics large intestine and out of their anuses

Lol wouldn’t the plural of anus be ā€œaniā€

It’s a shame that Padme called anakin ā€œaniā€ a lot

She didn’t love him after all, she just wanted his Jedi cokk and thought of him as multiple asses

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So, technically no update so far?

Game is dead

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Predator needs to move into being a MMO RPG… think then it would be a better game.

I dont enjoy playing it anymore…
Its dull & boring

An arrow has been shoved up thou asshole

Not really, I jump on the game over PS5 and surprisingly, apparently there are many people playing.

Doesn’t look like dead to me.

When lol
Certainly not in the last 2 years, and certainly not anything significant or game-breaking (otherwise people wouldn’t be so hard on them). I’ve seen plenty of people who supported the game slowly get more and more pissed off with illfonic’s lack of having-their-shit-together, including an actual ex-developer AND a youtuber who adores the franchise and only sticks around to make role-playing lore videos. Hell, the youtuber was literally sponsored by illfonic on multiple occasions, and even he can’t get them to fix anything significant. Stop kidding yourself, you delusional fuck.

Oh gosh, he’s called me a rude prick! What ever shall I do? Oh no, I’m completely defeated! I’m sincerely sorry for my rudeness, and I profusely apologise and it won’t happen again!

Fucking moron XD
It’s weird, isn’t it, how some people think they actually have a say in what other people do? Like what are you trying to accomplish here, it should be really bloody obvious that a couple words that remind one of an irritated daycare attendant isn’t gonna stop me from calling you a ret@rd. Then again, you’re still earnestly hopeful for the next update, so what can I expect? Not much up in your noggin to begin with, was there?

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You prickly pricked prickmaster

Your gonna read the Bible

Easy you are stupid

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How can you do that? I tried and there ain’t even pictures in it.
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Read a kids version damn you

But I’m not a kid!

Yes you are damn you

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Damn you