Patch Notes 2.49
Q: If Christians read the bible to get closer to god, what do atheists read to get further away?
A: The same thing XD
An oldie but a goodie that one, actually I think itās almost as old as I am? Me dad taught me that one when I was five and wondering how christians know thereās a god if thereās literally no proof of his existence other than a book humans wrote.
You mean the one where jesus wears a cross? Thought fortune-telling was considered heresy in those days lol
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnaturalā¦
Also before his crucifixion the cross was a symbol of torture and death to criminals. If he wore that every day thatād make Jesus the original goth/emo guy.
Jesus with black hair and robe occasionally yelling into the sky āITāS NOT A PHASE DAD, I JUST DONāT WANNA TURN WATER INTO WINE ANYMORE. mumbles blood is more coolā¦ā
If anything thatāll make the problem worse, Iām already a smug-ass atheist/pessimist goblin I donāt need any more ammunition.
2000 years later
Teenage Senate: ITS NOT A PHASE, DAD! YOU CANT EVEN BE MAD AT ME, JESUS DID IT FIRST!!! turns up heavy metal
But if Jesus is the emo of the family, tf does that make Satan? And if both of his sons are goth, is god an emo too? Is it, like, hereditary or something?
I guess Satan would be the family disappointment that even the emo kid doesnāt like.
And yes, thatād probably make the Father and Spirit emo too. The father was the one whoās plan was for his son to die on a cross, & the Spirit helped that too.
Imagine if this was real and when we die we go up there to be judged and God is just chillin wearing all black, a leather jacket, and doc martens. Iād probably be laughing my ass off the entire time of my judgement.
Imma die in a leather jacked from a gnarly motorcycle accident, so Iām prolly all good in the emo death respect lol
Then all Iāll have to worry about is all the war crimes :/
The higher the caliber the higher the fun.
Considering that the likeliest way Iām going to die is of cancer or a terminal disease of some sort, I feel like my only response to the war crime questioning is a quote from someone else who had cancer:
āI did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I wasā¦ reallyā¦ I was alive.ā
-Walter Hartwell White
Field medics = target practice had me in tears lmao
And hey, before the cancer works itās magic, thereās always the option of a suicide bombing. If youāre gonna go out, may as well take one person you donāt like with you.
How about Monsoon?
That would probably be counted as community service though.
Yeah, not really a war crime if youāre killing another terrorist.
I always did say to Illfonic esp on Twitter and Instagram and to CM Charles Bathelā¦that we need more slots options / loadouts. esp if theyāre gonna sell DLC cosmeticsā¦ I also said Fireteam needed more love too.
Then again idk why games like COD and Battlefield canāt do loadouts (there were before 2042 did Classes. But you only got like 8. Now of you equip say a machete (Finishing Move) to Casper (Recon) itāll equip it to all of Reconā¦no individuality).
Oh wellā¦ Iām thinking this game is deadā¦not just bug fixes and quality of life stuff (like making foot Lockers work)ā¦since everything even DLC is on saleā¦
God, this game could still be good if Illfonic showed it love. But they essentially abandoned it fir their Osmosis Jones looking BR game then Ghostbustersā¦ And I havenāt heard a thing in either one of those gamesā¦canāt be good.
COD upped the custom loadout slot number from 8 to 11 or 13, I canāt remember
Well at least in modern warfare 2
I only played battlefield for a little bit tho, but Iām pretty sure you only got 1 slot for each class
JH dlc now pls!!!
5 years?