Please, don't give up hope!

Gonk-Droid · January 5, 2021, 4:13pm

Yes, do not give up hope, for I, the Holy Gonk Droid, have arrived.

Robo_2696 · January 5, 2021, 4:18pm

A parody account I can can say I needed

Gonk-Droid · January 5, 2021, 4:24pm

I have heard the pleas for help echoing to the far corners of the galaxy, and I have answered to save you all.

P-willie2000 · January 5, 2021, 4:29pm

I’m here to help as well if there’s something I can do Someone let me know let us all unite!!!

Robo_2696 · January 5, 2021, 4:32pm

@Gonk-Droid
Yes let’s unite and stop the Forknight players

Gonk-Droid · January 5, 2021, 5:25pm

And so we shall unite!

P-willie2000 · January 5, 2021, 7:24pm

Right!!! 😂

Pekmez_Pita · January 5, 2021, 9:04pm

Steam release? You think this is getting a Steam release? Ha ha!

Ok. In that case. The only thing you can look forward to is Mixed to Mostly Negative reviews on its store page.

Finessology · January 5, 2021, 9:14pm

You mean like F13’s positive reviews even though the game isn’t even being supported anymore?

You’re whining in a vaccum about a game not being up to your standard after putting 100 hours into it, you’re a minority. Most people play games casually and just go “wow predator” and move on with their lives instead of bitching about something not being the greatest competitive shooter ever with a 10k playerbase and twitch streams.

Pekmez_Pita · January 5, 2021, 10:02pm

Positive reviews? For this? Heh. Sure, buddy. Keep believing that. The reception’s been very positive so far, hasn’t it?

Hundred hours? Into this? You talking about yourself here again?! I’ve spent more hours on here than i have in this poorly cobbled together third rate shooter. The only reason most of us even own this is because of the IP. It sure as fuck isn’t because of its state and certainly not because of its developer. I expect better. Especially when it comes to a property like this.

I am whining in a vacuum? Well. You’re incessantly defending a sloppy turd in the same vacuum. Nobody’s perfect. :-)

Toodles!

Finessology · January 5, 2021, 11:28pm

Lmao aren’t you maxed out? That’s about how many hours most people are intended to be playing sans roadmap, yet you’ve whined nonstop since launch & you’re still here for some reason like you’ve been fired by illfonic. It’s a casual game, get over yourself and prepare your negative review when you get melee’d through a wall.

Finessology · January 5, 2021, 11:25pm

Also no shit thats the point of an IP.

There’s a mass grave of no name indie asymmetrical games out there just waiting for your valued input.

Pekmez_Pita · January 6, 2021, 12:14am

So what if i am maxed out? Me and everybody else. I have been maxed out for months thanks to the XP bonuses that they keep shitting out. That’s all they have done to “improve” the matchmaking.

I am still here. That’s right. And i’ll keep coming back when i feel like it. :)

Durbs2001 · January 6, 2021, 12:16am

Robo_2696 · January 6, 2021, 12:48am

The DOOMSLAYER has come for the Demons

Finessology · January 6, 2021, 12:47am

Adorable

Pekmez_Pita · January 6, 2021, 1:06am

Always am! Thanks for noticing!

Durbs2001 · January 6, 2021, 1:06am

Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them… only you. Rip and tear, until it is done

Pekmez_Pita · January 6, 2021, 1:25am

Missed your “striking” commentary. lol

If i manage to deter even one person from purchasing this shit? Mission Accomplished!

I already have. More than once. It’s not a matter of pride but it’s certainly a satisfying feeling.

Finessology · January 6, 2021, 1:34am

And then everyone stood up and clapped.

Definitely sounds like the most fufilling thing going on in your life right now keep fighting the good fight lmao