Are you aware you’re sending sexualized cartoons to a child?
What’s wrong with you.
Predator: Badlands
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yes mate that’s the fucking point 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
I’ve watched Tulsa King and John Wick, I’ve seen worse. And I don’t see no private stuff so that’s good.
I’m actually posting them to a public forum.
Also, a lot.
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Yeah, I can see that. It’s getting really weird. You’re posting them as replies to the kid on a public forum.
can confirm the second bit
eh you called me racist meany
I really don’t give a shit. Settle down.
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I said I really liked Prey. But I don’t like KOK whatsoever.
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They clearly don’t know who you are! This is hilarious and beautiful to watch. Never change Skye, never change :)
Dinox and Synja, just relax. Let it happen. This is actually quite normal for this forum, I can tell you haven’t been here long so my only advice is to just enjoy the chaos, let the madness overwhelm you and drown you, and just be happy. It’s a beautiful place, once you submit.
HAHAHA WTF IS THAT?!?!?!
That is Badlands version of “Grogu” from Star Wars. A cute little blue merchandising addition to the franchise, because kids love cute toys and Disney is gonna Disney no matter what. This little thing spits on the Predator to induct it into the family, and what nobody knows is that this is a baby version of the giant beast that all Yautja fear…yes, that’s right. This blue testicle looking thing will grow to become the giant monster that is the ultimate hunt for all Yautja…and because it’s Disney, when Dik faces off against his father to avenge his brother it’s this little thing that kills Diks father by biting it’s head off because it has grown by the time they get to Yautja Prime…it’s that stupid.
As soon as I saw this in the trailer, I knew it was over. But it was way worst than I could have imagined.
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Thats the thing?!?!? WTF!!! I knew this movie was gonna be dog shit. They went from Arnold Predator movie to Teletubbie Predator movie they always ruin everything with their LGBTQ HORSE SHIT!!!
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The Predator doesn’t get to claim a skull, but monkey magic does… Exhibit B. But wait, there’s more…
“Look kids!! Ripping skulls out isn’t scary anymore, it’s cute and fun!! YAY!! Buy the toys everyone!!”
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And now Yautja are mammalian, because they grow facial hair like human vikings… Not only does Dik not get to be a Predator and claim his skull (because he has come to love the scary big bad because it is Buds mother…) but the evil twin synthetic uses his shoulder caster.
It is way more reytarded when you watch it, how people said this was the best movie since the 87 original shows how far this franchise has fallen. It is no longer a sci-fi stalker movie, but a wholesome movie for the family to laugh and bond over. Predator has learned that the power of friendship and loyalty to friends is more important than any warrior code of honour.
And the end credit scene is a big ship coming to land in front of him and Tess says “Friends of yours?”, and Dik says “No, worst. It’s my mother.”. Movie ends. Sequel will be about Diks mother being the REAL Yautja strongest warrior because “modern audiences”. Welcome to my nightmare. Predator is finished.
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Predator Badlands was brought to you by Disney, and directed by Dumb Trashenburg.
Money was made, high praise was given, execs were please and a sequel will be greenlit. Mark my words. Disney is inevitable.
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…y’all take irrelevant shit too seriously.
THAT MOVIE IS DOG SHIT!!!
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