The Batman is diarrhea.
I like how the Riddler did nothing wrong except maybe he couldve executed the corrupt cops without having them eaten by rats. Writers have no foresight, so they just threw the characterization out the window at the end and gave us the typical bombs in gotham mass shooting plot as if he couldn’t have just flooded the city and shot people prior to exposing gotham’s entire underworld that batman was clueless about.
And the ending’s just more people being confused and freaked out by batman until they realize he’s playing firefighter now. Sperg batman was a bold choice for the worst because he just becomes a poor man’s Rorschach.
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I’m bigger than this movie. as always I will always have a negative opinion making me look better HARHARHAR!!
Its a matter of its release and the state of technology that people believe in. Today a contact lens wth shitstrewn into it might be more believable than what was imagined in 89. But I guess you’ll do your braindead detective work and think which is better for you.
Fancy contacts are no excuse for a duct tape suit, lame cowl and flying squirrel rig instead of winged bat-cape-glider. I can handle the cars looking different (not as good as 89), but it just looks like this Bats put no effort into his gear. Puts more time into his hairdo and eye makeup…
🎶 something in the way🎶
Just saw this movie yesterday and really enjoyed it
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Mmmmm……mmmmmm Something in the way
You must be joking. Dude has the most unique and baddass gear to date.
You obviously want more triggered responses to this…why so serious? Is it because you poor and have no job and waste time here?
I’ll give you here my triggered response:
“This is the first Batman you’ve ever watched.”
done.
I know the next guy is going to post something he’s been crafting for an hour but i swear, this is the last place i want to have concentrated conversation about anything.
Poo poo all over this thread.
Not even, rorschach actually did the things, and on his own. Batman just kinda follows Gordon around like an asshole so he can get access to the crime scenes. It made sense in TDK because we saw he and Gordon’s relationship build over the course of the first movie, we see that trust and why Gordon goes around his own department for his assistance. Here dude has to actually state ‘hey man I only known you two years and I trust you completely’… fuckin why? He’s a liability lol they had a hostage situation and he blew it by trying to be dramatic instead of dismantling the bomb… its okay tho cuz the explosion only hurt the other guy, batman eats bullets and bombs now, and listens to Nirvana while scribbling in his diary cuz you can’t just type that shit in your super computer, that’s what your video-camera-contact-lenses are for. Batman wouldn’t use notepad, ever.
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He’s going to poo poo all over your response. You just watch.
No one poo poos my response. I am the one who poos.
That cowl was lame AF. The ONLY thing passable about it was that it was seperate from the neck, allowing him to turn his head, but TDK did that already and better. Idgaf if someone is triggered. It’s a movie. If someone truly gets triggered over someone’s opinion of a movie, they’re a loser.
Hey are you saying Daredevil (TV show) has a lame cowl? Its basically the same design. But to each their own. I thought Daredevils cowel is the best new design for super heros. Even Cap American uses something simliar. I just don’t know what your hang up is with his mask.
Its like a masqerade mask with it molded onto the shape of the head. How could you go wrong?
If you’re saying the pointy ears were too pointy I think you’d be missing the ‘point’ har har!
You’re fockin joking, right? No contest. Patty’s looks cheap, shoddily put together and the ears suck. The whole outfit sucks, but the cowl is the biggest insult. The flying squirrel suit is a close second tho. Ok gotta go. Maybe be on later.
What is cheap? I think your response sucks. But go figure I’m on PHG forum with most of the suck coming from the fan of a ps4 base model from 2008. I’m not even going to come back until a week so good luck continuing this thread.
There are seams showing, like he sewed it over a weekend and the nose? Like someone punched him and flattened it. It shows too much of his lower face too (like I want to see more of that mug anyway, reminding me of the subpar actor underneath. Even Affleck was a better Bats in one movie). Like I said. Not. As. Good. Not Clooney, but not that good. I don’t understand what you mean about a ps4 2008 model. Please elaborate.
Dude you never watched the movie have you. It literally NEVER looks like that in the film. That picture looks like a cgi render IMHO. Its a depiction but not literally in the film. You are basing your opinion based on falsehoods. (Like people here playing PHG on the ps4shit base model)