The Rules of the Melon Men

You guys actually have a leader? I thought that’s why you always pestered me to join 🤔

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You are what you eat!🍉

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The only thing in my closet is a pair of melon stomping boots…and the prop pregnancy belly from junior

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We have no leader, we are governed by our own sense of morality and law.

At times, a Melon speaks on behalf of that morality to other Melons in an effort to guide them.

None of us are above this law. There is always the law.

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Pffft they have been bullying and stalking me for months , that fire guy? Even called me a furry.

Don’t even get me started on @REYNOSO_FUA11

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That @Fire guy is a total spaghetti erm… potato

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I hope this is a joke, but if not -

It is not acceptable for a Melon to be an asshole or start shit. Accept my apology on their behalf.

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Haha he is a Melon, whether he likes to admit it or not!

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I take no such issues as jokes , sadly 🧐

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Melon Stalker is OP

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Don’t let him fool you, he’s the closet melon. He rejects his melon roots but one day he’ll accept them.

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To everyone who doesn’t follow this rule, whether melon or not

gitgud-thepruld

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So if a Melon plays as PRED, he shouldn’t help a newbie FT to finish mission and gain XP?

No

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Fair. But still offer FT some candy as last meal

@GetToLaChappa I literally read this entire thing in your voice… xD

Love you dudes <3

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I don’t play anymore
So I’ll be emotional support

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Ppffttt. Peace. Everyone to scared to speak up. Ohh well!

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