The Rules of the Melon Men
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None taken . Can care less truth be had.
I never knew just pretending to be @JustBait, never thought he would be a racist prick
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I’m confused. How are you not playing yet still running ‘Emotional Support’? Next thing you’ll say is that your just ‘PC Scout’, following up on a ‘Racial Assault’.
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I don’t know
I don’t play with the melons ever but I run the emblem so I’m trying to find a use for myself
Thinking about leaving since I’ve already broken all the rules
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I just got the joke
Fuck
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Huh???
Dont stress old man.
Love the lies. Love it love it love it love it.
You racist fuck.
I cant believe you right now.
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That’s a lie, I’ve seen you on with Team X
We rarely play
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Fine then I guess I’ll stop hacking and spamming caster bow disk melee and traps
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Ye
Don’t press any buttons or it is cheating.
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Fuck it, I’m breaking character for this.
NOOOOOOO!!! Teh Melon Meme Lord cannot leave.
sad senate noises
I’ll take the fall for this one. I got you & Pizza into the melons, and I just haven’t been active (on ps4) with y’all enough. for me life’s been crazy these past few months, but straight up no excuses I just haven’t been engaging with any of the melons online as of late and that’s on me.
But seriously man:
- This is invalid:
because khi literally just posted them here. You were not aware (again this is on me for not letting you all know), so @GetToLaChappa don’t punish @MostlyPizza or @Durbs2001 for this, it’s my fault that I didn’t tell them. I fucked up and I’m gonna own it + take due consequences.
You are cuttlefish. That is enough of a gift. I invited you in because you’re chill, a great player, & I like your sense of humor, if you don’t run with the rest of the melons ever, just know when we run your memes and jokes, especially on the forum (& I speak for myself & legit everyone else on here) help make the day a little bit better.
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what happened man? I don’t mean to be rude or intrude, but I’ve been out of the loop and genuinely don’t know what happened.
seems like a solid set of rules
Melons who enjoy playing with me (yes, all checks numbers 0 of you), go check discord for full reasoning on my absences as of late
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