WHO WANTS IN MY CULT?

Yes that’s what I write about most of the time

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Usually my Friday nights are filled with bourbon and hookers

But you two fucks @Fire @TheSenate have awoken me

You two fuck wits are questioning my adult acting past and you didn’t think it would end badly? I see a skull fucking coming your way

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Want Boba to take care of them? Sure Senate has him on payroll, but if you got enough money he’ll help you out. I mean disintegration is probably better than whatever you’re going to do to them.

Senate that’s your queue to pay triple and send Boba after him instead.

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Whatever the price he offers, quintuple it.
Also WTF is your problem with me @Tony-Pope, I ain’t the one who made or posted this:

You see the name up there? @Chuck-Tingle not @TheSenate, pal.

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Even the senate himself is afraid of Boba.

Send him . I could use a new hood ornament

I have a problem with you…because I can

You don’t want any of this

I’m a careful man. I’d rather not have the best bounty hunter in the galaxy coming after me. I’d like to be able to get wasted in the Death Star in peace.

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Then don’t make me want any of this by dragging me into it.

You don’t want the smoke pal.

Oh but I do 🚬

Keep pushing news reports like a small little person pal.

When you can run a galactic empire let me know.
Maybe I need to give you a refresher on who exactly I am. I wear sick ass robes, I have 2 lightsabers, and my nut sack is made of steel. I’m not dying until I’m good and ready.

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This small little person has some breaking news - PALPATINE IS A C0CK SUCKER

You are lucky you are in a galaxy far far away . Or these size 10 hush puppies would be permanently imprinted on your wrinkled old ass.

You got beat by an old man with asthma

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Boba broke into Tony’s headquarters and is currently, “cleaning” the place.

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Careful boba.
You may be a good bounty hunter but have nothing to protect or help you against our melon powers.

@TheSenate
@Forever_Mello
@REYNOSO_FUA11

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And I’ve got a galactic address: “TONY POPE A LITTLE BITCH ASS MUTHAFUCKA, Hiding a whole ass galaxy far far away cause he don’t want the Sith smoke”

How many 1v2s and 1v4s have I won again? And as far as me v vader, I distinctly remember getting a 1:1 K/D in a fight against the literal chosen one, so that’d be classified as a draw, thank you very much.

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When I’m done with my lightning your medical report is going to have the injury listed as being served extra well done.

Hey I’m paying him for this one. No need for any of that.

You forget that Imperial Credit Card means that we can always triple the price to get him on our side.

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You little space age pu5sy .

“How many 10v50s have I won tony?!”

Kiss my privileged ass

You fucking space hippy

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Tony one man by the name of Boba is clearing your entire mini empire right now.

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Ha

I would eat that chump for breakfast

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How many Sith and Jedi have you killed in combat again? That’s what I thought.
Sit the fuck down so Boba can make this fast. Don’t make him call me to get off the destroyer. You wouldn’t want that.

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