WHO WANTS IN MY CULT?

Maybe in the meta verse people will understand me. I hate it here.

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I don’t think you know what a cult is.

They ususally involve a lot more ritual sacrifice. Kinda gets boring after a while.

How many simps were sacrificed to BlackcatCULTtv?

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Ha . That fucking show pony. 🚬

THIS JUST IN - you couldn’t make tony pope watch those fucking streams Even if my eyelids were pinned open and my first born was being held hostage .

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You’re the cheeze slice in my burger! NOW GET IN BETWEEN MY BUNS!

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Are you asking him to f*** you in the a$$?

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NO MORE QUESTIONS!

I feel like that isn’t uncommon with you.

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HARDCORE BREAKING NEWS -

@MassImpact124 has had more balls on the end of his nose than a circus seal

Stay tuned

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The Liam neeson movie taken was based on my real life exploits

You have a very particular set of skills.

No more Words!

What the actual fuck is that

Welcome back to the PHG forums, where Mass tries to get Sgt to fuck him in the ass, and then upon being questioned about it only turned around for Sgt. Tony Pope’s connections to Taken are revealed, furthering the theory that Pope is much more dangerous than he lets on. Will the general forum stupidity continue, and has IllFonic finally decided to leave us alone/unmoderated? Find out this week on the PHG HardCore Forum Report!

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You know Tony Pope is just an ex porn actor who got kicked out of the industry because of his heroin addiction.

The whole detective stick was his character from his famous porn detective series.

Tony pope, dick for hire.

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Sounds like something right up @Chuck-Tingle’s alley.

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Only thing I needed to read to understand this long thread. Thank you for the summary good sir 👍

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@Fire Oh you won’t be disappointed my friends.
I’ve produced two new novels about this thread


and

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Does Chuck-Tingle is gay?

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I’ve been saying this for a while.