/\/\y Fanny Review: Alien Covenant again

So i’m watching this film again, and you can’t lie, Ledwarth (sounds alot like Leadworks an Alien3 reference or Edward - your douchey friend), his death was the most scariest, longest and most agonizing death in the Alien franchise ive ever seen!
This bro taking a smoke…

… draggin his feet

…you know we got to quarentine:

…cuz you never know what you just got…

…with the poop you step in…

…the flowers you’ve been sniffin…

but you go out there to do your thing:

I’m sure somethings been itching you:

I mean they told you about this shit in the training manual:

the one you never read.
One puff is all it takes! I wish there was a book you could read this shit in…

…because it did cause a brief moment of agony at least on film for like almost 5 minutes of screen time :

and then his bro came in and google sensored the shit out of that one.

they thought it looked too real:

And then you go on the Discovery channel trying to figure this shit out and you realize…

this shit wasn’t real!

@MassImpact124 * 9/10 Stars

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