Hey it could have been worse.
It could have been a man bun with glasses.
FIRST BADLANDS TRAILER RELEASED
1 Like
Lol it couldve but til then this is worse than feral unmasked, 2 out of the 3 in killer of killers, although all those are ass too lol
Uf… for me feral unmasked is by far the worst…
Perhaps it makes more sense as an alien species that is supposed to look way different than a human and perhaps that’s why they gave it such a large gap between the eyes,
but man it looked like a monster from a B movie
and its skin looked melted, no clear definition like the original design.
1 Like
Yea i felt the same til i saw this one lol cus at least feral had a mask that barely came off so didnt have alot of face time where this one will be the center piece so we cant get away from it lol
Let me guess the plot…
In the deepest part of the galaxy (read: generic space backdrop #27), rises our hero— Ramenhead, son of the fallen Feral Predator from Prey (yes, the one who tripped on a bear trap and got outwitted by a stick-wielding teen). Born of rage and discount rubber, Ramenhead swears vengeance against all humans—because clearly, if your dad dies doing the same dumb thing you’re about to do, you should definitely repeat it.
Enter his majestic overlord and biological disappointment of a mother: Queen Sauronessa (oh yea, we finally get our Yautja female in a mooovie). She’s tall, angry, and wearing armor so needlessly gothic it makes Vampire Hunter D look minimalist. She commands Ramenhead to… wait for it… team up with a human. But not just any human! Oh no—an android with the emotional range of a Tumblr post and the soul of a broken Keurig machine.
Together, they embark on the most inspiring journey since every tired sci-fi redemption arc ever. Ramenhead learns, through heartfelt exposition and one badly animated campfire scene, that maybe— just maybe —humans aren’t so bad. Especially this one who keeps quoting old Earth poems for no damn reason.
Meanwhile, Queen Sauronessa sits on her Bone Throne™ in the sky yelling things like, "He is weak! Emotions are for prey!” while lightning flashes dramatically behind her for no plot-related reason whatsoever.
But the twist? Ramenhead turns against her in the third act— because he believes in love, unity, and the healing power of found family. He stabs Mommy Dearest with a conveniently placed ceremonial blade that was foreshadowed in a scene no one remembers. The android sheds a single oil tear. Ramenhead growls softly and mutters, “We are… better than this.”
Cut to: a slow fade of the Predator symbol morphing into a peace sign. Hans Zimmer weeps in the background.
Roll credits. Audience sobs. Not from emotion, but from the sheer, unrelenting agony.
1 Like
As much as its meant to be a joke i cant rule out some of those plot points. But “ramenhead” is a new one that seems fitting. Im literally gonna bust out laughing in the theatre (if im ontoxicated enough to buy a ticket) if any of these show up on screen
Not reading all of this
but for everyone not liking the weird design of the protagonist Pred, first,
he’s not the only specimen we see, the one with white dreads do have a CLASSIC cranial structure
second, there’s probably a reason for having the protagonist one being different and (apparently) hunted by the others looking more classic, maybe he’s a hybrid or something
he even has something that seams ears
So let’s wait, and let’s see how the script actually is.
1 Like
She is an android and she’s probably one from Weyland corp.
1 Like
Dude, the Director is a smuck that botched anything resembling a script in the last movie and continues to come up with slop within 2 trailers to upcoming movies that are obviously orientated towards wow factor that stems from new content, it’s like that director took a page from Illfonic and ignores all ideals of a concrete foundation and continues to build on top of a head spinning logically contrived purgatory that floats on aspirations of once adoring fans
3 Likes
Oh good I thought she was possessed
1 Like
Yeah Weyland-Yutani is all over this film.
Wonder what that all really means for the Xenomorph lore, like if there’ll be any or hints of any
1 Like
If you didnt learn from how star wars was handled and preys damage control then your willingly ignorant of the obvious signs they plannednto change predator in thier idea of him then couple that with stuff fans have always asked for which is the cheese or hook to make fans except this new reimagined “predator” we see the play comin and we aint gonna take no more gas lighting
i dunno. if the AVP hunting party were around the yautja age of 18, then Dek has got to be something like 12 years old.
1 Like
More like either he is around 16. And unblooded wish mean he never took out anything iknhis life. The troo where youngblood. They killed prey but not necessarily ones who where tough enough to get you reconized as adult
He legitimately looks like the only Predator in live-action who will be under 7ft tall.
Heck I wouldn’t be surprised if the actor who plays him isn’t even 6ft tall.
Marshawn lynch “Dante” is in the movie. This predator is infused with his DNA. They’re tying in PHG into the movie. That’s why he looks like beast mode
1 Like
This pred looking friendly is my only gripe. Otherwise it looks pretty solid.
That I don’t like.
1 Like