I think

What if I wanna duel a bear?

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I mean we do have a national bear hunting season, and itā€™s right around the corner so Have at thee? I would suggest starting with a California Black Bear then moving up till you get to the mother of all bears the Polar Bear! Iā€™ve heard rumors that since the ice is melting that Polar bears are migrating towards central Canada and matting with Grizzlyā€™s so you may have a new Bear to Duel in the future

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Peta would review rules of engagement and concent for the bear if bears chance of winning is favorable

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Also fair. Can the winner loot the dead body or harvest organs afterwards?

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Looting of the body yes! Organ harvest only of they are a organ Donor

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Its a plausible idea, but first Iā€™d test it virtually where people wager their social media accounts (new ones cannot be created). If it catches @Fire then Iā€™d consider a real scenario

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Sounds like you just wanna get rid of me.
And here I thought you loved meā€¦
*sniffā€¦

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Cheer up furball. It was a pun attempt, nothing more

On a side note, your ā€˜facking disgustingā€™ line, is it from the game? I heard if for the first time after following the game for more than a year. Canā€™t be a coincidence

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Oh itā€™s all good man, Iā€™m just being dramatic lmao.

Iā€™ve been having fun with the isabelle scream bug.
I keep dropping from 4 feet high ledges just to set her off.
Fkn hilarious.

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I know. Iā€™m playing along

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Your talking 1 billion dollar payouts

I would not watch it.

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Doesnā€™t matter itā€™s their fault for accepting the duel

Let the people in charge of health insurance take of it

Either way itā€™s fair

Job to job

The consequences are yours alone.

There probably would but I donā€™t think the increase would be high enough to warrent banning duels.

Same as any other death.

On the attacker? No it wouldnā€™t be consent.

TLDR if you take part in a duel you need to consider the consequences

Not everyone else

Ya but itā€™s their own life

Thatā€™d be considered a mercy and theyā€™d be given the win

In pistol duels itā€™s was one shot period. Didnā€™t matter if it killed you hit you win.

Thatā€™s the entire premise of a consentual duel though

Neh mercy ruling

Fair. Not easy for parties involved unless there some big prize. Duels would be common between people of lower socioeconomic status or those without family/friends.

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Mercy could actually be a worse outcome if youre left severely disabled.

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Ya but if itā€™s really worse than death you still have suicide as an option

Ultimately itā€™s better because each individual can decide whatā€™s worse or best for themselves

Not the other person

Not that I expect every duel to end without someone dying

We did miss a window with this. Duels would be popular during the height of covid.

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Plus weā€™d have a new weapon to use

Coughing

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Lol

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What?