Jungle Hunter Obsession

Well, why else would you be here?

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TouchƩ

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Well, off to visit your mother!

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Before you do that, you really should check my profile location.

You canā€™t frighten me, son

Iā€¦am your father (dramatic respirator noises)

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And itā€™s impossible because the paternity test came back negative. However, when the opposite scenario was run for my paternity test for you as the child, well, it becomes quite ironic that you called me son.

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WAIT A MINUTE YOU @ā€˜ED THEM?!?!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID?
A repeat of the demon core incident would be preferable to what you have just unleashed upon this thread!

Once they start replying, the only fitting quote for this thread will be:
ā€œAbandon all hope, ye who enter here.ā€

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Thatā€™s what you get for trying to interfere with stupidity rather than watching it unfold.

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I may or may not have tampered with the paternity testsā€¦

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

Guess I got what I deservedā€¦
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Kept you waiting there too long, my love
All that time, without a word

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Did you really think that Iā€™d forget
Or Iā€™d regret
The special love I have for you
My baby blue

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Fuck you bitch.

All those days became so long
Did you really think Iā€™d do you wrong?
Dixie, when I let you go
Thought youā€™d realize I would know
I would show
The special love I have for you
My baby blue

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Eat a dick c unt.

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Drink bleach bitch

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What can I do? What can I say?
Except I want you by my side
How can I show you? Show me the way
Donā€™t you know the times Iā€™ve tried?

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Guess thatā€™s all I have to say
Except the feeling just grows stronger everyday
Just one thing before I go
Take good care, baby, let me know
Let it grow
The special love you have for me
My Dixie dear

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Already do, fuck you gonna do about it bitch.

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I demand an end to this heresy