Well, why else would you be here?
Jungle Hunter Obsession
TouchƩ
Well, off to visit your mother!
Before you do that, you really should check my profile location.
You canāt frighten me, son
Iā¦am your father (dramatic respirator noises)
And itās impossible because the paternity test came back negative. However, when the opposite scenario was run for my paternity test for you as the child, well, it becomes quite ironic that you called me son.
WAIT A MINUTE YOU @āED THEM?!?!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID?
A repeat of the demon core incident would be preferable to what you have just unleashed upon this thread!
Once they start replying, the only fitting quote for this thread will be:
āAbandon all hope, ye who enter here.ā
Thatās what you get for trying to interfere with stupidity rather than watching it unfold.
I may or may not have tampered with the paternity testsā¦
Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Guess I got what I deservedā¦
Kept you waiting there too long, my love
All that time, without a word
Did you really think that Iād forget
Or Iād regret
The special love I have for you
My baby blue
Fuck you bitch.
All those days became so long
Did you really think Iād do you wrong?
Dixie, when I let you go
Thought youād realize I would know
I would show
The special love I have for you
My baby blue
Eat a dick c unt.
Drink bleach bitch
What can I do? What can I say?
Except I want you by my side
How can I show you? Show me the way
Donāt you know the times Iāve tried?
Guess thatās all I have to say
Except the feeling just grows stronger everyday
Just one thing before I go
Take good care, baby, let me know
Let it grow
The special love you have for me
My Dixie dear
Already do, fuck you gonna do about it bitch.
I demand an end to this heresy