Who the fuck let you out of the basement dungeon?
Sigh....
I’ve sent illfonic a lot of shit, I could probably keep track of bugs better than the company paid to do it in a unique way
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I guess it can’t be helped. The legal system must be on their side in this and perhaps reality too.
That rey not me. Noe get back on the meth lab. You havent met quota.
I’d have already surpassed the quota if you hadn’t gone running your mouth to @YautjaSymbiote about his real heritage. Now I’ve got to put in overtime to ensure security of the cult and the plan.
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Aha i see
Holy shit, I’m not replying to all that. You guys are literal losers that spend all day on this forum because just like Sam, all of you are grown adults with no degree, no career, no full-time job, no life, so you have all day to post here. This is why even Fantasma probably got triggered into joining you all because he’s the same and got mad over my statements lol.
I’ll say a couple things and that’s that: One, I’ll let this speak for itself:
LOL where does it say dead if you set my HP to zero and it was processed? It even shows in your own video.
So why we do we hear Sam repeating “HE’S OVERWRITING HE’S OVERWRITING HE’S OVERWRITING”? LMFAOOOOOOOO. Complete liars dude. I overrode you trying to change the HP to zero, and that was that, and you all saw it and recognized it, and you continued until the game gltiched. Simple as that. If you can produce a recording, screenshot, SOMETHING showing me downed and dead, then alright. Until then you just don’t know shit, or maybe you do and are just continuing to lie and spin because you got proven wrong and don’t like being embarrassed.
You claimed I have “autoheal” and all you need to do is find a “damage multiplier” so you can do more damage in 1 shot than the maximum HP an FT can have (200), and then my hack won’t work. That’s your literal own words. Alright, well I gave you an offer. There’s 2 barrels next to each other at the east side of the eastern railway house by the permaspawn med kit. If you select default Dante (160 HP) and go to those barrels, blow them up while standing next to them, you will be instantly downed. You can confirm it for yourself.
I can go to those barrels WHILE YOU ARE HOSTING, and I’ll even use Scout or Recon, which have max 150 HP with health perk. I’ll blow the barrels up, and you will see that I won’t be downed. You can even shoot them yourself with a full-charged plasma bolt while I stand next to them. So tell me, how is that possible if it works the way you say and not the way I say? Lmao it just shows you don’t know shit, but your biased bandwagon boyfriends will agree with you no matter what you say. You can say you like raping and killing children like your Palestinian lovers, and they’ll STILL heart your posts 😂
If you’re willing to do it, I’m available right now. Can be on in 5 minutes. No need to set up laptop or anything. If you’re not, then like your boyfriend Sam says, “WhAt a PuSsYy”. Come on Jelou, I’m giving you a chance here to prove to the entire forum that you are right, and I am wrong. Prove your own words. You can down me if you are able to do more damage in 1 shot than I have HP, right? That’s what you said. Or will my inject override what YOUR OWN SERVER is pushing and keep me standing? Shall we see? You don’t know shit about what is actually happening, but you’ve convinced yourself that you do. That’s why I said “you don’t even know how much you don’t know”.
Wait, so I used to get killed by the most potato preds because I forgot to use my hack and press the key to increase my HP, so I ended up buying a hack that allows me to increase my HP? Do I have that right? 😂
And this is all while using the fanatic bug in 2020-2021 that nobody knew about before like a month ago? Right? 😂😂
Caught up in your own fucking lies dude. Just making shit up for the sake of making it up. I hope all of you unbiased people are smart enough to see right through that for the sake of intelligence.
It is what it is. Just let them be. Game can’t be saved. Forums are aware, but every so often we need to vent and shit post. It’s a coping mechanism.
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LOL you literally just admitted that your butt buddies here are cheats as we all suspected. You didn’t publish your cheat table, yet there are a handful of people using them in the past month. Soo in other words you shared your cheat with Beer, Sam, and the rest of you groupies that have long been accused of sharing and gatekeeping cheats amongst each other, and now you just slipped up and admitted it lmao.
Makes me wonder if Sam has been using them in privates against @Anonymous.Voorhees13 and such. You heard it here, folks. Straight from the horse’s mouth. Do not trust any matches against these guys. Jelou just admitted they all have his cheat tables and use them. Why would they all have them if they didn’t use them? 😂. And Jelou said himself that infinite stamina, gear, and ammo all work in public matches. Make sure you constantly track Sam’s profile to know if it’s him while waiting in the lobby.
Here is his Steam profile: https://steamcommunity.com/id/SamHain13_Youtube/
Here is his profile on SteamID.uk: https://steamid.uk/profile/76561198085371884
That will permanently track his usernames.
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Ya no doubt. Shit posting is the word, brother. Literally all they’re doing. Just bullshitting and hearting each other lol. I don’t get what they’re trying to accomplish because they all know I know it’s not true. Like do they think I’m going to be suddenly convinced or something?
Even the Sturl troll account hearted your comment because he knows it’s true 😂
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Nah, you’ll get tired of it. Many a people leave the forums in just such a manner. Don’t get too fixated on it. Entertainment > reason
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Lmao because your literal boyfriend told me in private DM’s while trying to get cool with me. Too bad he didn’t realize I will NEVER be cool with you fucking nerds. You will always be nerds, and I won’t be. You are in a lower class. Now he’s trying to go full-send to make up for it because you chewed him out on discord I’m sure.
“Dude, why the fuck did you DM and tell him I don’t have a job?”
“I’m sorry bro, I thought he was different, but he’s just like every other guy :(” hahahahahahaha
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Don’t worry, the only time I’m ever within 5000 feet of kids schools is when my private jet is flying over them on approach. But what would you peasants know about that? “BuT WhErE RiPpEd AnD HaVe YouTuBe MonEy BrooOooOOO” hahahahhahaha
I didn’t even try to do anything. The whole point of the private was to prove to Jelou that my hacks would indeed work because he was convinced they would not and that he knew more than me on how it all works. He literally says in the video “I just want to prove that his hacks won’t work” lmao. And don’t bullshit because I have the videos downloaded.
If I were going to work my magic, then why did I spend time leaping to where Jelou was so that we could test? If you are so brave, then come in a private with me and a buddy, and host the match and sit the entire 15 minutes. What @FairYautja said is exactly correct on how Windows works. You guys just simply aren’t educated enough to know the difference
@JelouGaming It’s an obvious exaggeration that your motherboard would fry, but I can indeed spike your voltage and BSOD your PC. Well, not me, but someone I know. I personally don’t have enough expertise in cybersecurity. One of the guys I know from breachforums that I talked to does. If I were going to do anything, it would be doxxing and pushing malware, but the malware part could be a little tough to do as spacefish.exe runs on ring 3. But the other guy can definitely BSOD your PC, that I know for sure, and if you want to test that one, we can go in a private again with you, him, and I. No bullshit on that one. But don’t get pissed if your windows install gets fucked, or you take any hardware damage, idk. Just a disclaimer
Oh really? You have the video?
lol ya sure you do. The heavy metal listening puerto rican porkchop that sounds like a little girl when he laughs gets invited on golf outings and to the country club all the time, no doubt 😂
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LMFAO
You went really fast from “I can fry your computer and make it catch fire” to “I can’t even make your PC go into bluescreen but a friend of mine can”
What a fucking joke you are
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I don’t like golf, but I do have a drink with them every week and about once a month we go bar hoping downtown.
Sure you do.
So you wanna accept my offer and get proven wrong or nah? Since you know, I don’t know shit about networking or hacks or anything, and I just bought my hacks from www.phghackssurplus.com. You’re the one that knows everything there is to know, so surely you will be right, and I will be wrong. Can go on right now.
And the reality is that I can indeed fuck your PC up, whether it’s directly through me or not, and whether it’s through BSOD’ing or pushing malware, so actually not much of a joke at all. And you know who was the reason for that guy being game on it? Riktigt lol. The cybersecurity guy is German. I showed him Riktigt’s posts calling Hartman a potato farmer and all that shit 😂
